Washington D.C. - Sources report that Obama was up all night worrying that he had shot the wrong man. The fog of war was great. Also the fog induced by a six pack of aspatame-laced soda may have led to a wrong call. It turns out Osama is a very common name.
The man who called with the tip leading to the hit just gave the first name and an address. Whats worse, Obama recalled that Osama Bin Laden had died nearly a decade ago.
Sources report that Hillary advised Obama to stop worrying and focus on capturing John Wilkes Booth.