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Wednesday, 4 May 2011

Spokesman for the US Animal Rights Team, Rusty B. Obama, the black American Pit Bull Terrier and canine leader at Wooftown's Whitehouse Pound, has expressed his utter dismay at the loss of several of the inmates in a revenge suicide bombing attack at the pound.

It is reported that a mixed breed male canine of suspicious breeding named "Rufus Bin Laden" was unhappy that his 4th favorite female canine-cubine, Jezebel, was sterilised in an unfortunate mix-up with paperwork.

He vowed revenge on the incompetent western veterinarian who performed the operation and declared "Jihad". He seconded two other males "Guddafi" and "Son" and strapped them both with a concoction of explosive drugs stolen from the pound surgery.

Neighbouring homeless canines are said to have heard explicit Jihadist hoarse barking coming from within the said compound.

Comments such as "We die in the name of sterilisation, justice and revenge". We go to heaven to receive our canine rewards of 7 on-heat virgin puppies.

Then one of the interviewed canines ruffed: "After the Jihadist Howls there was a loud explosion and we knew something serious and terrifying had "gone down" at the "Wooftown's Whitehouse Pound".

A group of onlooker-dogs gathered around the newspaper canine reporter from "The Daily Dog House Newspaper". One overexcited abandoned Pomeranian, unable to contain himself, urinated on the camera guy.

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