Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has now entered the Book of World Records for something other than being the first woman to hold an office. The California member of the House of Representatives has now achieved the milestone of getting her panties into the world's biggest wad (even though fellow party members had warned her not to get her panties into a wad after the election results were known).
The wad, which measured at a diameter of thirteen feet, two inches, was four inches larger than the previous record holder. Oprah Winfrey, who est the previous mark during her "Mad Cow Disease" trial, congratuled the politician on her new record.
Rosie O'Donnell, who has larger panties than either of the others, has never beaten the twelve foot mark, though she has topped ten feet on more occasions than anyone else (generally whenever she is proven wrong on an almost daily basis).
When told about her new milestone, Pelosi was heard to say "I couldn't have done this without all of those#$$**& *#@*$ tea baggers."
Pelosi's panties will not be displayed at any of the Guinness or Ripley's museums as no one would want to check out her lacey underthings anyway.