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Monday, 2 May 2011

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Heaven's Reward

Immediately after the announcement by President Obama that veteran terrorist and provocateur, Osama bin Laden, had been taken down by a surprise attack at his secret compound in Pakistan, Islamabad Craig's List was inundated with ads soliciting for the procurement of 72 virgins.

With further word that bin Laden had been given the customary Muslim martyr burial rites; being wrapped in a tarp with an anchor attached and dropped into the ocean from a helicopter, the leader of the feared al Qaeda group was reaching out to cash in on the promise of 72 virgins waiting to welcome him to his version of heaven.

For those interested in applying for this immediate opening, it is suggested they Google the Islamabad Craig's List and click "Virgins wanted." Those with detached hymens need not apply.

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