WASHINGTON D.C. - After a decade of being on the run, the infamous Osama Bin Laden, the 6 foot 6 inch tall, Al Qaeda leader has been found, shot, and killed in Pakistan.
Fitzwater Ribicoff of The Big Apple Globe Gazette reported that a group of undercover U.S. Special Forces troops led by Sarah Palin located Osama Bin Laden, engaged him in a fire fight, and put an end to one of the largest, most extensive manhunts in recent history.
Palin, who was the only civilian involved in the operation, which was code named Operation Camel Toe, said that the reason that she was chosen to lead the operation was because she is one of the best and most accurate high-powered telescopic rifle shooters in the entire United States.
Osama Bin Laden was reportedly found in a cave hiding behind a two-humped female camel.
Ribicoff added that Palin was also chosen for the mission because there is no one who can shoot at a target, moose, caribou, reindeer, or Al Qaeda dude from a moving helicopter with better accuracy than the ex-former mother-in-law of the next mayor of Wasilla, Alaska Levi Johnston.
President Obama was asked if perhaps it was not a good move politically to involve Palin considering the fact that Mrs. Palin could very well be running against him in 2012.
The president grinned and said that as far as he was concerned Sarah Palin could have been an overweight, cigar-smoking, tequila-drinking, lesbianite, atheist for all he cared.
Ribicoff says that Sarah Palin mentioned to him that she is thrilled that since she was the only civilian on the mission that she will be receiving the entire amount of the reward which is $25 million.
When President Obama was asked if Palin would in fact be receiving the $25 million reward he started laughing so much he almost knocked over the teleprompter.
He quickly gained his composure and pointed out that he has a surprise for old "Snowflake" because the entire $25 million will be going into the White House Backyard Renovations Fund.