With the election of 2012 sneaking up next year, Republicans have introduced a new candidate that they feel confident about.
Named "Paul Inflate", the presidential candidate is an inflatable doll that only takes two minutes to blow up.
"I am excited to drop out of the race and join along Paul to win the presidency." Stated Donald Trump. "There is no reason why he should not win, people can imagine that he is saying things that they like. For example, if you hate health care then you can imagine that he is arguing against it; however, if you like health care then you can pretend that he is supporting health care when he is standing there silent behind a podium."
Democrats have tried to convince the Supreme Court that Paul Inflate, the inflatable candidate, is illegible to run for president; they argue that he does not have a birth certificate (Most likely because he was not born in the United States), and that if he was just made this year, he is not the age of thirty-five.
Republicans told Democrats that the candidate was designed thirty-five years ago and that life begins at the designing stage.
The Supreme Court has yet to rule of the issue. If Paul Inflate is allowed to run for President of the United States, this election year is going to be a crazy one.