Written by b kenneth mcgee
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Sunday, 1 May 2011

Donald Trump spoke in Las Vegas this last week and broke all the rules for proper decorum in using foul language. The condemnation was universal.

The RNC stated, "It's time. Donald Trump is not the person for the US presidency."

Chris Matthews said on MSNBC, "He's dead man walking. Good riddance!"

Fox News issued a statement saying, "This is not the kind of person this country needs!"

President Obama commented at a press conference: "This is no time for carnival barkers!"

In polls just released today, Donald Trumps now leads the entire Republican field by an amazing twenty percent! Reaction has been swift. Every GOP candidate immediately started to use profanity and obscene language on the campaign trail and the reaction of the entire Tea Party was universal in its praise.

An enterprising reporter from the Boston Globe met Mitt Romney as he exited a plane from the Bahamas where he had been vacationing. Knowing that Romney had never been known for ever saying a curse word and didn't care for those that did, the reporter asked him if he knew of these recent developments in the campaign and the amazing rise of Trump in the polls of potential GOP voters. Romney did not and the reporter informed him of the events and the voters overwhelming reaction. He asked Romney about his reaction to this bizarre turn of events.

Romney's reaction was swift and immediate as he hurried away: "Fuckin A!"

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