Written by Jalapenoman
Print this

Saturday, 30 April 2011

image for Critics Unsatisfied With Obama's Birth Certificate Revelation Now Demand Shot Records
...and they better have used that alchohol swabbed cotton ball to prevent infection!

"Birthers" and other critics of U.S. President Barack Obama are upset that his birth certificate revelation this week has shut down their arguements and conspiracy theories. Undaunted, the group is seeking other avenues to remove "this country's worst President since Dubya" from office. Their latest tactic is demanding his shot records.

Paxton Layton of Coffee, Kansas said that "every red blooded, flag waving, God fearing American can show proof that they had their measles and MMR and tetanus and polio shots as a child. I don't believe that this Community Organizer can show any proof that he ever took a TB test or got his vaccinations! He never showed anyone his shot records in the campaign and even Hawaii has no recording anywhere of his shot records."

"This man needs to prove to us that he isn't going to contaminate this country with a new case of Rubella or Smallpox. We need to know that the children of this country are safe from infectious diseases coming forth from the White House to strike them down as they do schoolwork at their desks."

"The good citizens of this land should have some assurance that their leader won't start a new plague. That's the least he can do."

The only comment from the White House were the words "Un-fucking believable."

Make Jalapenoman's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 4 multiplied by 2?

6 8 3 20
31 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more