Vienna, Austria - A deep insider at TwixFlix movie rentals has leaked the past three years of President and Michelle Obama's favorite flicks.
President Obama apparently and allegedly rented movies under the code name "Mr. Kenya". His top picks include "Shaft", "Superfly", and "Blacula". These particular films were all rented during the BP Gulf oil spill and were viewed a total of 150 times.
First Lady Michelle Obama rented "Eat, Pray, Love", "Under The Tuscan Sun", and an instructional video, "Build Your Biceps In Under Five Minutes".
The Obama children rented "Shrek" 37 times.
A psychologist based in Vienna, Austria who has analyzed the list says, "I zeenk it is prooooof dat Prezeeedent Obama is very deelusional und thinks dat hee is a black superhero or perhaps a strong, powerful black vampyre like the one in Blacula. Quite sad."
Of Mrs. Obama, Herr Psychologist says, "It is quite obvious dat zee rental of cheeeeeesy chick flicks indicate that she is really a white woman trapped in a black woman's body. Again, very sad. But the biceps video is a positive sign of her physical power!"
Regarding the children, he concludes, "I'd say dat they have really bad taste in movies just like leetle white children. Poor things, Shrek is all they have."