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Thursday, 28 April 2011

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Congress applauding the "Great" idea that they came up with.

After numerous budget deals and failed solutions to solve America's debt to China and other foreign countries, Congress came up with a solution that will save the nation from paying trillions of dollars back to these countries.

A meeting was held by Congress last week which led to the final decision this week that Sarah Palin will be allowed to form her own country with the three acres of land in Alaska that congress has given her.

Many Americans don't understand how this will produce a solution to the nation's debt problem. Congress, knowing Sarah Palin's intelligence level, asked Sarah Palin if she wanted to form her own country on a few conditions. "We told her she could make all the crazy laws she wanted, and that she could be the president or dictator of her new country." Stated Congressman Paul Ryan. "We did throw in a few conditions though; We told her that we will give her 3 acres of Alaska and a freshly-baked batch of cookies if she took the nation's debt with her. I admit, my budget plan was not as genius as this one. Democrats and Republicans sat down and came up with it together, and we all agreed on it."

Some Americans are asking about the cost of this operation. The total cost will be $10 for the cookie dough.

"She did not even know what 'debt' meant." Senator of Alaska, Mark Begich, told reporters. "I know for a fact that this will do no harm to Alaska or the citizens of Alaska. According to the terms she is not allowed to leave her country or interact with individuals from ours even if she sees them from her backyard."

Senator John McCain commented on the deal: "The funny part is that she will have her own economy and her own currency just for her family that will eventually fail."

The White House held a a conference today to inform the American people. President Barack Obama told reporters "This new deal and idea is a win for all of us; we won't have a deficit, and we won't have an annoying hockey mom from Alaska anymore. As Charlie Sheen says, we are 'bi-winning.'"

Whether or not Sarah Palin's country succeeds, her country will still be responsible for the debt, and is not allowed to enter the United Nations until that debt is paid off.

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