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Thursday, 28 April 2011

In what some are calling a breach of the first Amendment of the US Constitution, Donald Trump was detained this week and sent to the Marine Corps brig at Quantico, Virginia. First reports say that he is in the same cell as Bradley Manning had been occupying and his treatment has been harsh by comparison.

Friends of Trump, and granted there are not too many, claim that his mental condition is deteriorating and that he is hallucinating more than normal. "He thinks he's the boss of the base. He keeps telling everyone what to do and if they hesitate, he barks "You're fired!"

When asked about Trump's incarceration, a spokesman for the administration said the first Amendment does not cover your hair being on fire in a crowded theater.

Wikileaks has published reports from the base which claim that Trump is forced to remain naked twenty-four hours a day and they have distributed photos of Trump standing naked outside of his cell while female Marine guards make faces, grin, and hold a magnifying glass up to his genitals.

A source within the facility speaking on the condition of anonymity has told the AP that Trump received a package evidently approved by the Pentagon. In it was a life subscription to Ebony Magazine, a carton of pocket combs inscribed with the words, "Obama 2012," and a note. It said simply, "Sayanora Asshole." It was signed with a single letter----"B"

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