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Thursday, 28 April 2011

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"Is it really hair or a wool helmet? We just don't know and the people need to know."

In an interview given today presidential hopeful Donald Trump, reportedly stated that President Obama needs to release a copy of his dental records to "prove that those are his real teeth."

"We don't know and the people need to know. We've heard the rumors; now we must have the truth from the horse's mouth."

Rumor has it that Obama lost his two front teeth as a youth in Hawaii, in a pineapple-tossing contest.

Trump says Obama needs to prove where those two front teeth came from.

"If he is telling the truth about that smile being real, then he should be able to show the documents to prove it."

Dr. Dorsum Tongue, Obama's former dentist, states that he was there at the President's last cleaning and can verify that his two front teeth are indeed genuine.

"No caps or bridge work there."

Donald Trump is not satisfied by the mere words of a former dentist. He wants to see the x-rays.

"Anyone can say that they are a dentist, just like I can say I am a businessman. Maybe he just plays one on TV again like I play a businessman on TV. Just show us the x-rays and we will be happy, that's all I'm saying. I've watched that man chew meat and he completely avoids using his front teeth. That makes me suspicious."

An aide close to the President says that Obama will show the x-rays when the Donald shows what is under that hair.

"Is it really hair or a wool helmet? We just don't know and the people need to know."

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