The announcement came late yesterday via Youtube, facebook, emails, and a fifteen-minute special on Fox News.
There she was, Snow Whitee and the Seven Dwarfs: Sneezy, Sleepy, Dopey, Doc, Happy, Bashful, & Grumpy.
Speaking for herself and the dwarfs, Snow White declared, "We are in this race for the long run and intend to win. We represent the best of the Republican Party and intend to run as a team."
Looking beautiful in her white dress and radiant smile, she continued, "Each and every one of us is pro-live, anti-gun control, and most certainly anti-gay." She paused and then added, "although at times we are a tat worried about Happy!"
"We each have a counterpart in this campaign and are looking forward to the debates. As it stands now, Sleepy will focus on Tim Pawlenty. Each of them can snooze through the campaign and hope for the best. Dopey is chomping at the bit, so to speak, to take on Trump,and Grumpy is trying to choose between Gingrich and Rick Santorum. As for myself, I have no choice but to take on the Queen. I know she will not be pleased." At this point in the announcement, a clip of Congresswoman Michele Bachmann comes on the screen as she is standing in front of her mirror in her congressional office. BAchmann is saying, "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" She was shocked when it answered: "You, my queen, are fair; it is true. But Snow White is even fairer than you."
An anonymous source within her office has told MSNBC that Ms. Bachmann then ordered a basket of apples to be sent to her rival. Appearing on Chris Matthew's program Hard Ball, she said to him, I wish you people in the media would investigate the anti-American views of this bunch of commies!"
An anonymous source within Ms. Bachmann's office informed MSNBC that the Congresswoman could be heard yelling at the Chairman of the RNC, "There is only one Queen in this political party and we certainly DON'T need another seven dwarfs in this campaign!"