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Tuesday, 26 April 2011

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Lindsay Lohan's 'lip prints' which are on file in the warden's office at The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women.

LOS ANGELES - Hollywood starlet-spoiled brat Lindsay Lohan told her attorney Shawtessa "Jolly" Holley that she does not appreciate the fact that Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Stephanie "The Shark" Sautner has sentenced her to 120 days in Prison.

Lohan added that the judge is just jealous because she (Lohan) is very, very pretty, very, very sexy, and very, very rich.

Her attorney told Lohan that she really needs to get her very, very sarcastically arrogant ass off of the soap box before Judge Sautner tacks on another 120 days for Ipso Sarcasmo Nolo Polo Punkitis.

Lindsay, who has lived in an Alice in Wonderland world like the likes of Paris Hilton, Charlie Sheen, and Naomi Campbell, seems to think that she can just go around spewing forth her egomaniacal rants and no one is going to say anything about it.

Larry King, who was replaced by Piers Morgan, perhaps said it best when he appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show and told her that the way to handle these types of rogue scoundrels is simply to leave them alone and they will soon end up self-destructing just like Billy Bob Thornton, Joaquin Phoenix, and most recently Gilbert Gottfried.

King calls it The Andrew Dice Clay Syndrome. Back in 1990, Dice Clay made some very horribly vulgar remarks about women and he was basically banned from show business and the last anyone heard from Andrew he was working at a drive thru window at a Burger Queen up in Missoula, Montana.

So Lindsay Lohan will walk into The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women in downtown Los Angeles for the fourth time. And hopefully this time, the bitch will realize that she had it made, but she just could not stand it.

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