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Tuesday, 26 April 2011

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A Bunny We Trust

The new Rasmussen Pole today revealed that only 38% of voting age Americans believe that President Barack Obama was born in the USA. The same poll showed that over 42% of those polled believe in the Easter Bunny.

When asked the question: If the election were held today and the GOP contender was shown running and jumping down the bunny trail, and his stump speech was limited to, "What's up Doc"? would you vote for him or the other dumb bunny currently in the White House?

47% said they would vote for the GOP candidate.
31% said that would vote for the dumb bunny.
22% said they would vote for Elmer Fudd.

This poll was certified and given a stamp of approval by the Notary Sojac Polling Board of America.

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