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Monday, 25 April 2011

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"Increasing the entitlement class handouts increases my voting base!"

ACORN, the admitted brownshirts of the Obama administration, has adopted a song from rock group Pink Floyd as the new theme song for the Democratic Party and their underprivileged, economically challenged, handout receiving masses. Their new theme song, with slight modifications to the lyrics, will be sung at all party rallies and will be used to receive more subsidies and earmarks.

The chorus of the song, with minor revisions to the words, goes:

"We don't need no education,
We don't need no birth control,
No moral lessons in the classroom,
Teachers, leave those kids alone
Hey, Teachers! Leave those kids alone!"

"All in all, it's just
another hick on the dole."

"All in all, you're just
another dick on the dole."

President Obama has authorized and encouraged this change, saying that the entitlement class is entitled to their own theme song. He has also said that he hopes Pink Floyd will reunite to give concerts in poverty stricken neighborhoods to all the "homey's who ain't never heard this cuz they only listen to rap and probably think Pink Floyd is the name of some fag."

A new $500 billion in stimulus money will be spent to have rallies for "the people" to attempt to teach them their new song. This program will be called "Don't Forget The Lyrics," but will not star Wayne Brady.

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