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Saturday, 23 April 2011

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Hail to the Chief

Reinegold Prius who replaced Remington Steele as Republican National Committee Chairman today announced his own candidate for the republican nominee for President of the United States - Hamster Reagan.

Expressing bewilderment and some fear over the increase of "truly bizarre" people sniffing around for the republican nomination, Mr. Prius has put forth Hamster Reagan as his choice to run against the democrats in 2012.

Saying that Hamster is more cuddly than Reagan and not that far off in intelligence, Hamster Reagan will also be even easier to control than Bush the lesser.

Addressing concerns that a hamster may not live for an entire four year term if elected, Mr. Prius said he is not concerned because with enough campaign funds he can get a really shiny toaster oven to be Hamster Reagan's running mate as the Vice Presidential nominee.

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