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Friday, 22 April 2011

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The shocking reality of global warming clearly evident on the pale and ashen face of Glenn Beck.

In his annual Earth Day message, media luminary Glenn Beck blamed world inaction in addressing the "real and horrifying reality" of global warming on " a carefully orchestrated plan by Al Gore, George Soros, ACORN and other members of a crypto-socialist syndicalist cabal. "

"Al Gore didn't want us to believe until it was too late. Otherwise he would have chosen a more credible spokesman than Al Gore! And why did he get a bunch of scientists from Berkeley, of all places, to claim that global warming was real? The only possible reason was to create a backlash by wealthy Republican industrialists and conservative pundits, ensuring years of inaction, and even resistance."

Beck claimed that the global warming phenomenon feeds right into the hands of Gore and others who want a one-world, socialist government.

"As the oceans flood lower lying elevations, millions will flee to other countries where they will live on the dole, sapping the economic strength from the most prosperous among us! Weather disruptions will wreak havoc with our agricultural and food distribution systems, leading to the inevitable centralized control of global food markets. Centralized control of wealth and production - the socialist dream of heaven! Just watch them try to deny their evil plot by playing the starvation card!"

Beck ended his message by assuring listeners that it is not too late to address global warming. "We need to become Green Patriots, turning away from foreign oil embracing America- produced wind and solar power, and redoubling efforts to waste less energy - because waste is unpatriotic!"

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