Salt Lake - Tossed out on the street? According to local hobo, Jimmy 'smells' Fitzugutta, that is just the beginning of your problems if you want to stay in Utah.
Jimmy says he has been followed around by a 'meter maid' carrying a portable parking meter. Wherever he 'parks it', the meter maid puts the meter next to him and asks him to cough up a quarter to feed the meter.
"How did she know I had a sock full of quarters?", Jimmy asked, as the meter was ticking down on his latest contribution, while Tina, the meter maid glared at him.
"Heck, every-time I sit down this dog gonged meter maid follows me. I'm actually looking forward to running out of quarters. I can understand if I had a car or even a bike, but heck, all I got is this t-shirt I'm wearing! And this sock full of quarters. I'd rather spend the money on some underwear!", Jimmy confided.