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Wednesday, 20 April 2011

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"Mr. bluebird on my shoulder.. do da.. do da"

Oklahoma City - Dr. Vonblight flew into FAA training headquarters from Pomona to address a public relations debacle today. He explained that several aircraft pilots, including one military, under the control of 'controller x' heard 'controller x' singing in the shower when they were expecting altitude change direction.

It is not known how 'controller x' managed to log into his station from home, let-alone from his shower. According to Dr. Vonblight, 'controller x' overslept and would have been late for work were it not for his ingenious system of operating his station remotely using his gaming computer, from his bathroom.

He seems to have modified the game Warhawk to show the actual location of the planes he was controlling. The one mistake he made was to leave his microphone on near the shower where he was singing.

The first lady was in the air at the time. The rest is history, as it was reported in other journals.

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