Written by Lenna Wyatt
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Wednesday, 20 April 2011

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The boy's mother (above) doesn't know where he could've learned such things

Playing cowboys and Indians has been enjoyed by children since the 1940s, but now, a toy manufacturer has been ordered to halt the production of all items having to do with the popular wild west activity.

The decision was made after a five year old boy aimed his fingers in the shape of a gun at others in his classroom during a milk break. He was subsequently suspended for the act and ordered to begin extensive counseling by a social worker.

In exchange for his boots, holster with two silver plastic guns and his cowboy hat, he was given an anatomically correct Barbie doll.

His parents will also be required to take parental training classes, returning each time any new children are born into the household.

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