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Wednesday, 20 April 2011

image for Who you calling a Jerk, Jerk!
Hey, calm down fatso. F*cking Jerk!

A lawsuit citing defamation of character, emotional trauma, humiliation, loss of appetite and sleepless nights has been filed against a man who called his neighbor "a jerk."

Congress is in process of proposing a law to prohibit certain words being used to describe another person.

The list, besides a word describing a common work animal starting with the first letter of the alphabet, includes moron, fruitcake, fatso, skinny, boring, juvenile, nerd, air-head, old crone, daffy, goon, bum, flake...

For a complete list of names to be banned refer to an unabridged dictionary.

Exempt from the law will be the leftist news media and liberal politicians!

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