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Monday, 11 April 2011

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Iowa - Speaking at the Ottumwa Grange, the President of Monasso, in one of his 'slumming' ventures to 'get his hands dirty' with the farmers, announced to a crowd packed with international reporters a stunning new development in soy seed. Of course the new seed produces soy that makes no seed, and is covered by Monasso patents.

The shocker is that the soy plants grown from this seed are 'radiation ready'. Monasso is also announcing a new line of fertilizers that are radioactive enough to kill pests, yet not harm the new soy plants.

Monasso is importing the active ingredients from Japan. Monasso is also releasing a new cookbook featuring the new soy combined with aspartame. The new book is called, "Glowing Green".

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