Sir Helen Mirren, who rocketed to superstardom as "Orgy Girl #5" in the classic film "The Queen", made her American television debut on Saturday Night Live, where she proved to be just as f--kable as she is funny!
How dare I?
"Thank you, audience, I'm so happy to be here," said Mirren during her opening monologue, just before exposing her clitoral hood while singing "Gob Pizza" to a riveted studio audience. "You are quite beneath me, but I am contracted to promote this movie I'm in."
Mirren appears as the titular character in the remake of the Dudley Moore masterpiece "Bedazzled", with Dame Russell Perry as the narrator.
"Jesus, I want to f--k her. I want to f--k her senseless," said President Obama, according to a source. "Who cares about her age?"
(Mirren is proud to tell anyone who cares to hear it that she is 44, although she look much, much older.)
"I am f--kable," said Mirren, before strapping on Pat Smear's black custom Hagstrom guitar and banging out a cover of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" with Foo Fighters during a commercial break. "Thank God, because I am a terrible actress."