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Monday, 4 April 2011

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Stork Delivers Obama

In recent TV interviews, New York billionaire Don Trump revealed that he has had a change of heart regarding the birthplace of Barack Hussein Obama. Asked by Bill O'Reilly of FOX News if he has jumped in bed with the birthers, Trump responded by saying that:

"Tracking Obama's birth is akin to watching a caterpillar change itself into a butterfly. In either case, it is very difficult to believe what you see in the butterfly's transformation and what you don't see in Obama's records."

Saying that one cannot blame the birthers for being skeptical, Trump disclosed that he himself is amazed that a man of Obama's charisma and brains, who claims to have matriculated from both Columbia and Harvard, can provide no records of his achievement. Even more mystifying is that none of his reputed Columbia classmates remember him being there as a student.

To emphasize his point, The Donald said that, "he too went to the best schools; but I can guarantee you that my classmates remember me."

"There seems to be something magical about his existence. Perhaps he was dropped off in Hawaii by a black and white stork in flight from Kenya. Makes as much sense as anything."

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