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Monday, 4 April 2011

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A photo showing the hospital operating room in Honolulu, where Barack Obama was born on August 4, 1961.

NEW YORK CITY - Billionaire Donald "The Hairdo" Trump has just learned what could turn out to be a very expensive lesson.

According to iGossip reporter Cutter Shiloh, The New York City mogul whose reality show Celebrity Apprentice has been going down in the television ratings is realizing that he has bitten off a little more than he can chew.

Last week Trump announced that he had decided to run for office of the president of the United States. And he instantly let the news media know that he demanded to see President Barack Obama's birth certificate.

Trump's team of advisors advised him to jump on the "Birther's Bandwagon" and once again re-visit last year's same old song and dance birth certificate number.

So the Trumpster followed the advice of his overly-paid advice team and started ranting and raving about wanting to see President Obama's birth certificate.

Oprah Winfrey soon put in her two cents and replied that no one ever asked to see Georgy W. Bush's birth certificate or even his daddy's Georgy senior, nor Billy Clinton's birth certificates.

Winfrey asked if perhaps Trump wasn't showing some deep rooted signs of racism that are stirring deep down within his inner reaches of the duodenum were the racist genes are stored.

iGossip is reporting that a highly placed inside source has admitted that the IRS has been instructed to look into Donald Trump's 2010 Income Tax Returns with a fine tooth comb.

iGossip further reported that Mr. "Hairdo" is allegedly shaking in his $1,800 Berluti shoes.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Apparently Mr. Trump does not ever talk to Bill O'Reilly, Piers Morgan, Ann Coulter, or even Bristol Palin because all four have actually seen the actual birth certificate which lists baby boy Barrack Hussein Obama as being born in The Good Sisters of The Coconut Creme Pie Hospital in Honolulu, Hawaii on August 4, 1961. And as most people know Hawaii is one of the 50 states, no matter what Sarah Palin may think.]

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