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Saturday, 26 March 2011

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Michele Is On A Roll To White House

A new gaff prone woman politician is gaining in popularity and wants to run for US president.

Daffy Michele was thought of something as a joke until recently when she has gained prominence.

The conspiracy mad 'Tea Party' member has some very strange theories and believes the Democrats were going to abolish the dollar. She has claimed that Barack Obama is not an American by birth.

She said that there was a plan for Iran to annexe Iraq; and believes that Gaddafi is actually wearing a tea-towel on his head and is a harmless old man who is a proud grandad.

The crazy woman believes that the Swine Flu epidemic was caused by boffins in China. She has been seen as something of a 'liability' by smug, suited Republican males.

The former lawyer makes Sarah Palin look positively 'brainy' and she embarrassed herself by saying that Lexington and Concord were in the State of New Hampshire when they are actually in Massachusetts as every US school child knows.

It makes you wonder what would happen if Bachmann managed to blunder her way into the White House what would Hillary and Michelle O do?

The attractive brunette is able to hold an audience in the palm of her hand and is compelling and believable by the average punter.

She has already started recruiting staff to help her run her campaign and is confidently optimistic that one day she will be picking out curtains and carpets in the Oval Office.

Stranger things have happened in The Oval Office than a sassy, ambitious, little 'go getter' getting their by her sheer ambition and tenacity. Bill Clinton has refused to comment on her similarity to brunette Monica Lewinsky.

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