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Saturday, 26 March 2011

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As Above So Below the ancient adage says as Obama takes center stage on Monday

Washington - A Sun/Pluto clash will showcase the evening's Jupiter/Saturn opposition as the President takes the podium at Washington's National Defense University.

"Sure, we'd have preferred the speech next Sunday, April 3rd," paranoiacs at CIA director Leon Panetta's office commented, "when Mars, the planet of war, is on the home run in Aries, conjunct with the explosive planet Uranus."

Defense Department stargazers also favor the 3rd when a brilliant Aries new Moon opposes Saturn in Libra, sign of the big, toothyt schmooze.

And for once Vice President Joe Biden and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton actually agree that from a numerological point of view the entire Libya speech should be deferred to Wednesday April 6th when the Sun/Jupiter conjunction at 14.40GMT dominates the heavens.

"1440 is the ultimate numbers game hot pick," Biden's tarot reader admitted this weekend, "you only have to bone up on UN Resolution 1440 to see why."

The Resolution reaffirms the UN Charter's purposes and principles viz 'the need to combat by all means... threats to international peace and security caused by terrorist acts'.

Originally targetting Russian terrorism in October 2002 and the taking hostages in Moscow the Resolution is pertinent as far as Muammar Gaddafi is concerned because of his KGB accreditation.

"Gaddafi's a Cold War throwback," US Defense Secretary Robert Gates' podiatrist confirmed tonight, "and owes everything to his birth parents Elizabeth Windsor and Pope Joe Ratzinger."

Venus enters Pisces early on Sunday, stirring havoc with despots everywhere.

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