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Topics: libya

Sunday, 20 March 2011

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Dyspeptic Camel

US ships deployed off the coast of Libya unleashed 113 deadly Tomahawk missiles yesterday, knocking out the major transportation center that links Tripoli with dozens of camel caravan routes that traverse Northern Africa. With each missile costing nearly $600,000, it is estimated that the cost per camel was over 4.5 million dollars.

Qadhafi, ever resolute, abandoned his dead and wounded fleet of faithful dromedaries and took off on foot for his tribal fortress. Vowing that he would return to fight on once he rounds up enough camels to mount a battle, he cursed the day that his old friend, Barack Obama, promised to never attack another Arab nation.

Calling Obama a liar and fraud, he asked Allah to allow a dyspeptic camel to befoul Obama's bed; the worse curse ever to be wished on ones's enemy.

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