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Tuesday, 30 September 2003

Jeff Blake, 143, has refused to comment to journalists on his apparently scandelous attempts at tax-evasion. Jeff, who died at age 82, is being investigated by US detectives for his non-compliance.

"It's fairly dispicable," said our journalist buddy Lisa Marie. "The dude's dead, but...well...I feel dead sometimes and I have to pay tax. Why is it any different for him? Bloody scrounger."

Blake who was fully paid-up at the time of his death, has now racked up debts of up to £15,000. However, Blake's grandchildren are said to be disgusted by the apparent witch-hunt for their grandfather's money.

"I done already spent it on my luxury camper van!" said Artemis Blake, smelly Yokel and grandchild of Jeff Blake. "The money's mine and no numbers of policey-men are gonna thieve it off me."

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