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Thursday, 17 March 2011

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The state of Wisconsin consumes more cheese in one week that the other 49 states combined do in one month.

PHOENIX - The governor of Arizona, Jan Brewer has called up the governor of Wisconsin and said, "Thank you, thank you, thank you."

The message was in reference to Governor Scott Walker disregarding his state's union workers including teachers, policemen, firemen, and professional athletes by signing into law his anti-collective bargaining bill.

By signing the bill Governor "Wacky" Walker clearly showed not only the people of his home state of Wisconsin but of every other state in the union how much he really cares (or does not care) about his fellow Wisconsinites.

The Milwaukee Daily Cheesecake Express wrote that "The Not So Great Scott" threw millions of hard working people under the bus, the Amish buggy, and the cheese truck.

The Green Bay Morning Cheesehead Tribune stated that they suggest that Walker grow a little bitty moustache like the kind that Adolf Hitler used to sport.

The Oshkosh Cheese Dip Gazette wrote that Walker is the type of individual who would tell three year olds that there is no Santa Claus, tooth fairy, or Easter bunny.

And the Sheboygan Cheese Puffs Chronicle printed that Scott the Tot needs to pack up his collection of scorpions, rattlesnakes, and piranhas and move up to Alaska or down to Arizona.

Meanwhile Arizona Governor Jan "The Man" who has been catching hell every since she implemented her "No Eating Mexican Food In The State Policy" called up Scotty and thanked him for taking the heat, the focus, and the effen spotlight off of her and "The Not-So-Grand Canyon State" and putting it all on him and his "What's That Cheesy Smell State."

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