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Saturday, 12 March 2011

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The Green Guacamole Drug Cartel has apparently been contacted about the possibilty of flying Gov. Walker To Siberia.

MADISON, Wisconsin - With one swish of the pen, Governor Scott Walker has just dashed past ponzi scheme con artist Bernie Madoff as being the most hated man in the entire United States of America.

The governor of "The Cheese State" has just signed a bill that will strip all state union workers, including, policemen, firemen, and teachers, of their collective bargaining rights.

The Right Coast Illustrated Revue has stated that when Bernie Madoff, who is incarcerated in the New York's Sing Sing Prison heard what Scotty, as his hair stylist, Mr. Prissy Priss calls him, did he started jumping up and down in his jail cell.

One of the guards rushed over to him and asked if he was alright. Madoff, who bilked over $50 billion from his clients, said that he was and that he had just heard on CNN News that Governor Walker of Wisconsin had just turned his back on his fellow Wisconsinites.

The guard remarked that he had heard all about it and wondered how one man could have the stupidity of half a dozen stupid people.

USA DAYBREAK is reporting that Colorado Springs, Colorado, where Walker was born in 1967, is so upset with Walker that they have made arrangements to take down the downtown sign which proudly proclaimed that Gov. Scott Walker was born in Colorado Springs.

A spokesperson for the city also informed USA DAYBREAK that the city will be changing the name of Scott Walker Middle School, The Scott Walker Church of The Waywardly Wayward, and The Scott Walker Home For The Aged.

Meanwhile back in Wisconsin, Marquette University in Milwaukee, where Walker attended classes and received a degree in Professional Cheese Smelling has already removed the Governor Scott Walker Commemorative Cafeteria sign which hung on the campus cafeteria.

Reports filtering out of Alaska are stating that even Alaska's ex-governor, Sarah "Crosshairs" Palin shook her head and told her 9-year-old daughter Piper that it looks like old Scotty boy done went and stepped in a pile of some old fashioned Wisconsin badger doo-doo.

There are as yet unconfirmed reports stating that the policemen in Wisconsin are so upset with "Walker The Balker" that they have said off-the-record that they hope no one breaks into the Governor's Mansion because he will be shit out of luck if he thinks that any police officers are going to respond to THAT 911 call.

And an unnamed, well placed source in the fire department stated that "Great Scott The Snot" had better make sure the mansion does not get hit by lighting because it will take a hell of a long time for a fire department truck to get to his mansion from Illinois.

USA DAYBREAK will keep you posted as to further developments from Governor Walker who actually makes Charlie "Showless" Sheen look almost half way intelligent.

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