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Topics: Facebook, wisconsin

Friday, 11 March 2011

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I'm Unfriending You!

MADISON, Wisconsin - Immediately following the signing of the bill that strips Wisconsin public workers of their collective bargaining rights, Scott Walker's Facebook page took a huge hit. The unpopular governor lost tens of thousands of former supporters. The "unfriending" took place this morning and set a record for fastest unfriending in the least amount of itme.

"We have not seen an exodus of this magnitude since Kanye West dissed Taylor Swift at the VMA awards in 2009," said a Facebook spokesperson. "This is unprecedented."

It is reported that Scott Walker now has only 9 friends, two of whom believe he is another Scott Walker from Kenosha, Wisconsin, and another which is a site that offers information on "wonky-eye" affliction.

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