NEW YORK CITY - A spokesperson for the "Fair and Balanced" network known as FOX has stated that according to two supermarket tabloids Just Saying and Say What? his network feels that Al-Qaeda could possibly be behind the Wisconsin teachers union strike.
Governor Scott "The Great Scott Towel" Wilson has become the most hated man since Benedict Arnold, even eclipsing the likes of Bernie Madoff, Jose Canseco, Michael Vick, and Ann Coulter.
FOX Spokesperson Corbin "Buzzy" Van Vavaldi stated that he actually saw about five photos in Just Saying that purport to show three elderly teachers in Sheboygan sitting in a booth at a local McDonald's and talking with a gentleman who appears to be dressed in clothing that many Al Qaeda members have been known to wear.
In one of the photos the bearded male individual can clearly be seen wearing what looks like a Mid-Eastern turban and a Ku Klux Klan type robe but without the KKK logo.
The gentleman appears to have a tattoo on his left cheek with the initials AQR, which everyone knows stands for the Al Qaeda slogan, 'Al Qaeda Rules.'
FOX News has apparently hired the Cleveland investigating firm of Puttyspoon & Hussybranch who are the firm who first caught LeAnn Rimes cheating with the husband of a very married woman.
P&H was also the firm that first reported the tremendously extensive Nazi memorabilia collection belonging to Glenn Beck and Jesse "Dick With Feet" James, ex-husband of Sandra "The Kissing Bandit" Bullock.
When FOX was asked by a reporter for CNN to make a comment they clammed up and replied that they will not comment except to say that they are "Fair and Balanced."
In a somewhat related story but then again perhaps not. The Taliban home office has just announced that they have finally agreed on their new corporate slogan for 2011. After filtering through about 7,000 entries, they have decided on "The Taliban - Somewhat Fair and Kind of Balanced.