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Friday, 4 March 2011

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Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker has hired Dog the Bounty Hunter to go to Illinois and bring back the 14 Democratic senators who are refusing to return to Wisconsin to vote on a bill they say will do away with the bargaining rights of the state's teachers.

Walker has faith in the Dog, and says "When I asked him to do this, Dog told me 'Scott, we got to arrest them and fix them.' That is why I'm giving Dog one of our empty school buses to transport these rogue senators back to Wisconsin, since, at present, the buses are not being used."

Once in custody, Dog claims he'll give them a verbal spanking like he does all his bail jumpers. "I'm gonna tell this: 'only a coward takes off' and 'sometimes even though you win, you lose,' and '#1-you never hit a woman and #2-you never hit a pregnant woman.'"

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