LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber, who says that he may be 17, but he kinda feels like he's 27, after spending his birthday at a $6,000 a night hotel in Dana Point, apologized for an unfortunate incident.
As Bieber and his date Selena "Smiley Face" Gomez were coming out of the popular eatery franchise Papa Pepe's Land of The Enormous Enchiladas Diner, they were both rushed by a throng of entertainment media reporters, news hounds, and paparazzi.
One of the paparazzi was pushed from behind by another paparazzi and he ended up accidentally rubbing up against Selena's purse. Justin angrily shot the bird, aka finger, at the individual.
He was heard to tell the photographer that if he dared to touch his girlfriend again that he would jump on him like a flying squirrel jumping on an avocado bush and bite him on his forehead.
Bieber later told Gomez that it was silly of him to have said forehead because there is really no way that one person could mathematically bite another person on the forehead unless the biter had one of the worst overbite in the history of overbites.
Selena giggled and told him that she wondered about that statement herself but since he had spent $6,000 on her the night before she was not going to rock the boat.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Actually Justin Bieber's mother Pattie Lynn Mallette paid for the room.]
Justin did call a press conference a few hours later and apologized to everyone for having shot them the finger, aka the bird.
All of the reporters hollered out a collective, "No problem!" and then they proceeded to take photo after photo of the excited couple.
Cashew Vixenheimer of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune alone took roughly about 748 photos of the young happy couple.
Justin and Selena are making plans to go down to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico during Spring Break.