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Thursday, 3 March 2011

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Rachel Maddow of MSNBC reported that her sources in the Justice Department heard that Attorney General Eric Holder was ordered by President Obama to prosecute "What Me Worry" Alfred E Newman for impersonating the President.

Although Newman's face was used to ridicule former President George W. Bush on more than one occasion, those pictures, which superimposed the grinning, jug-eared Mad Magazine icon's face on Dubya's neck, were never criticized because both idiots were of the same race and the liberal media loved it.

However, new pictures of a black Alfred E Newman depicting Obama as an idiot, have been declared "racially insensitive" because either he has no sense of humor, or he truly believes his jug ears and idiotic grin should not be made fun of.

In either event, having Newman arrested should further enhance the reputation of Eric Holder's Justice Department for prosecuting racial injustices if you are guilty of being white.

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