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Wednesday, 9 March 2011

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Marilyn Monroe in a scene from one of her lesser known films "The Story of The Obscene Caller."

HOLLYWOOD - One of Bollywood's most famous actresses Aishwarya Rai has agreed to star in Tico Scallavini's film The X-Rated Life of Marilyn Monroe.

Rai, who was voted Miss World in 1994, last year appeared with Angelina Jolie in the motion picture The Panting Pink Panther.

She has made over 40 films in five different languages, Tamili, Hindi, English, Bengali, and Lakota Sioux.

Aishwarya holds the Guinness Book of World Records for having received more marriage proposals than any other woman in the world.

A spokesperson for Guinness, Sir Sylvester F. Blankbocker, noted that Miss Rai is listed as having received 18,933 marriage proposals.

And according to The Hasbroken Adult Toy Company, the Aishwarya Rai Inflatable Doll has surpassed all other inflatable dolls including those of Brooklyn Decker, Marilyn Monroe, and Pamela Anderson, in terms of world wide sales.

Aishwarya was asked which one of all of her movies was her favorite. She replied that she loved starring in the Amanpreet Brothers production of Chandra's Angels Vs. The Naked Vampires of Calcutta because she got to work with fellow Bollywood actresses Rani Mukherjee and Preity Zinta.

Rai pointed out that her upcoming film is based on the life of Hollywood blonde icon Marilyn Monroe. Aishwarya said that as soon as she read the first three pages of the movie script she knew she had to accept the part.

She said that she got goose bumps as she read the book by Drayton Brandfaust which will also be the title of the movie, The X-Rated Life of Marilyn Monroe.

The movie received an X-rating due to two different extremely explicit shower scenes, the first in which Marilyn is shown with husband Joe DiMaggio and the second shower scene in which she is shown with Mobster boyfriend Sam Giancana.

The Amanpreet brothers Ashwani and Raheem stated that the movie will be filmed on location in Bombay which resembles Burbank, Calcutta which resembles Culver City, and Mumbai which resembles Monrovia.

A woman who worked as Marilyn Monroe's maid for three years, Viviana Guffaw, 91, has been hired to be the movie consultant.

FILMS BY TICO SCALLAVINI:

  • The Big Tittied Heidi Montag Story
  • Chillaxin' - The Storied Life of Kanye "The Pest" West
  • The Bruno Tonioli Story - How He Got "The Gaytalian" Nickname
  • The True Story of Dick "The Lying SOB" Cheney

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