Robert Kristen of Podunk, Kentucky has been committed to the Lautner Funny Farm and his wife has told the whole Podunk community that it is due to his reading all those Spoof stories.
"He started seeing what he thought was his own name so he went to the site and he's not been the same since", stated Miley Kristen.
Neighbor Ed Socks stated that he and Kristen had been old fishing buddies until Kristen told him he was busy reading.
"Robert has gained 40 pounds just sitting there reading each new story as it came out. Had to go fishing by myself unless the wife, Taylor joined me."
Another old friend stated that Kristen had begun arguing with people who came to see him about something he called "Points".
Meanwhile, The Podunk Press reports that Kristen's wife, Miley, has visited him yesterday at "The Home" and that he has gotten a little bit better as they have him in a rubber room.
"He's in bad shape", stated Miley Kristen. "All he wants to talk about is Michael Jackson's brain and someone named Jade Goody. But he's not as bad as back in 1998 when he discovered we could get The Playboy Channel. Had to throw the TV away."