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Saturday, 26 February 2011

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Class Action Suit for faulty vibrators!

"I thought I was going to die", stated one lady as part of a collective lawsuit. "Of course, it was great for awhile but suddenly I was jerking like Joe Cocker singing "Cry Me A River!"

"I heard Edith in the darkened bedroom while I was watching the Late Show on the telly and when I got to the door and opened it, it looked like the Fourth of July with sparks flying all over the place. I finally got to her side and started to see if she was OK but when I touched her, I began sparking myself", stated another victim's husband.

These have been reported over the past two years about the malfunctioning of vibrators imported from China but have only come to the surface this past week.

"Well, you don't want to go on national television and talk to Oprah about something like this", stated Sheila Cockbur, but on the show...after all. This is because someone finally speaking up and when she did, Cockburn and hundreds of others have come forward.

"I never could get rid of that 'burn smell' in the bedroom", stated Alice Zappa. "Maybe it was just in my mind but it took weeks to get rid of most of it. We still run a fan in there at night."

So now the "Class Action" suit is underway. If you have had trouble with the product, please send a confidential message to Senator Barney Frank in Washington DC. Even if you just own the "Deep Blue" with the accessories, stop using it and call Senator Frank.

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