Written by Dr. Billingsgate
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Topics: Barack Obama

Saturday, 26 February 2011

Just back from a quick workout with Labron James and Michael Jorden on his private basketball court, President Obama felt good about himself after ramming down dunks over his helpless opponents.

Their mouths agape, they watched in awe as he hung from his 8 foot high virtual basket like a disenfranchised chimpanzee.

After showering, he put on his Superman suit and called a press conference. Citing the fact that he believed the Defense of Marriage Law unconstitutional, he ordered his running dog, Attorney General Eric Holder, to not defend it.

Even though he swore to defend this law, along with all others, as is his duty as President, he took exception on this occasion. Declaring that if God didn't want to change the Natural Law because it was immutable, it was his duty to do so.

Flashing his best "F..k you, I'm the President, you're not smile," he said elections have consequences; then declared himself Czar of the Universe.

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