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Friday, 25 February 2011

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"Guess what else I did?"

Former Speaker of the House and now Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi, has added several more praises to the Honor Resolution proposed to honor her by the Democrat Party.

"It just needed a bit of sprucing up", she told MSNBC's swooning lady doing her interview last night. "I'm rather a modest person and ordinarily, I would add nothing but we do want it to be correct, now don't we?"

"Oh yes! Oh Yes Yes Yes!", stated the interviewer, sounding like she did the night before according to her husband, a Republican.

Number one: Nancy states that she was actually brought up by the second cousins of Martin Luther King, Jr.

Number Two: That she went steady with Warren Beatty before marrying her husband. "It broke his heart but I suspected that had a roving eye."

Number Three: There has already been two confirmed miracles she has performed before huge crowds. She is expecting a third any day now.

"The 'BIG EGO' seems to still be around" stated GOP's freshman Senator Rand Paul. "She and Beatty would have made a good match."

"Also the big ass", stated one of his colleagues. "I've noticed that it's even hard for the President to give her a hug lately. Between the big hams and her big head, he couldn't get close enough."

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