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Friday, 25 February 2011

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The O-Phone

Las Vegas NV: Multi Tasking, Orange Computer's CEO, made an announcement today at the Western Electronics Show about his start-up company's first product called the O-Phone. The hand held O-Phone was developed using some of President Obama's stimulus funds, hence the name.

The O-Phone is technically identical to Apple Computer's I-Phone except it has a new antenna system and eliminates use of Gulf of Mexico drilled petroleum based environmentally unfriendly plastic cases. Orange Computer has five development engineers, two unionized factory technicians and 100 lawyers to fight the patent infringement lawsuits.

The O-Phone comes in stainless steel, platinum or depleted uranium cases. Stainless steel (titanium also available for sportsman) is for the person making less than $200,000 in income, platinum is for the nasty filthy rich person evading income taxes and depleted uranium is for senior citizens on Medicare. The latter material is HHS approved, allowing for the reduction of the number of nuclear waste sites and senior citizens.

The company warns cell phone users not to mix Apples and Oranges.

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