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Wednesday, 23 February 2011

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Nevada Senator Harry Reid, after having been told that many companies are choosing to not locate in Nevada because the state allows legal prostitution in some counties, declared war on the sex industry that has enjoyed unique legal status for many years in his home state.

Like many young Nevada boys reaching puberty, Reid admits that he received his first non-hand assisted sexual encounter from a Latter-Day-Jezebel employed by one of these so-called "Bunny Ranches."

While insisting that he closed his eyes so as to not enjoy the fulsome defoliation of his boyhood, he did give the young lady a handsome tip for her services; a 1936 silver dollar that was given to him by his grandfather on his sixteenth birthday for this purpose.

Now, having reached the decision to close down these brothels, he will allow his wife to be released from an unnamed Bunny Ranch in Elko County so she can finally join him in Washington, where he has made a living prostituting himself in behalf of the Democratic Party.

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