HOLLYWOOD - The world of television marketing and sales is an extremely lucrative business. Popular TV shows can lead to the production of show related products that can make the owners of the shows quite rich, or rather much richer than they already are.
Such is the case with Manolo Middlezuck, producer of the CW Network hit show The Vampire Dairies. The show stars Nina Dobrev in the dual role of the beautiful Elena Gilbert and the mystical Katherine Pierce, a gorgeous vampire.
Middlezuck said that he met with the representatives of the Celluloid City TV Show Product Company three weeks ago. He pointed out that he is thrilled to say that Celluloid City agreed to manufacture, market, and distribute the new Katherine Pierce Vampire Dairies Designer Bras.
Mr. Middlezuck has just been informed that the sales of the new bra are literally going through the roof and are selling like 'McNuggets.'
He happily divulged the fact that just since the first of the year, he has already received over 50 text messages from many of Hollywood's young celebrities asking to be allowed to appear on his show.
The extremely financially well off producer stated that the list of celebrities who have asked to appear on The Vampires Dairies includes such heavy hitters as Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Taylor Swift, and Boo Boo Stewart.
TV ClickerWorld recently wrote that The Vampire Dairies Christmas Special entitled, You Say Christmas Ornaments - I Say Christmas Balls, What The Hey? has been certified as being the most watched show in the history of American television.
The Vampire Dairies Christmas Show even beat out the final episodes of M.A.S.H., Starksy & Hutch, and The Lusciously Naked Housewives of Cucamonga.
Actung Zumwalt, critic for TV ClickerWorld stated that the show is so popular that even adults such as former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, former NFL quarterback Brett Favre, and the 'First Lady' of France, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy have all expressed an interest in appearing on the hit show.
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