San Francisco advocates of Gay Rights have now shifted their focus toward jump starting the economy after noting that income for Gay Escorts has been impacted by the long held medical practice of circumcision at birth.
"Circumcision was a commonly accepted practice for decades, " said an activist identified only as ' Peter', "no one gave it much of a thought, but now in this economic climate where people are spending less on 'personal services', it has come to our attention that tips are way, way, way off in the communal bath houses. We need more 'hoodies' to maintain our lifestyle!"
Peter went on to say that the American Medical Association, as well as the Academy of Pediatricians, now no longer advocate male circumcision, although they remain mute on the issue of female circumcision common amongst many immigrant African Tribes settling in the Bay Area, especially in Oakland.
Circumcision amongst those of the Jewish faith is celebrated by having a "Bris", a jovial occasion and cause for a celebration along with a a long time favorite "Bris Soup", nearly as revered as Shark Fin soup is to the Chinese where they remove the forefin of a shark before throwing it back into the sea to drown.
A Jewish mother said, "Not for nothing, some chicken stock, a bit of celery, parsley, a chopped leek and that little flap from a putz....to die for!"
Peter has been hitting the streets in San Francisco in order to gain the necessary 7,000 signatures to put the measure banning circumcision on the ballot for the upcoming election. So far he's meat (sic) with a mixed reaction.
"Tips on, Tips Off.....some of the guys I interviewed didn't even know they had the procedure until I showed them what mine looked like without the operation. Needless to say, their jaw dropped!"
"I talked to one guy, from the UK, who said he thought I was trying to make a big flap out of nothing....in his case he was probably right....just another little prick with an attitude
and a big hat!"
"Guys really need to get on board with this movement," Sniffed Peter petulantly, "it's a human right type of thing; no one should have the power to mess around with your dick
when you can't defend yourself, and besides, a little hoodie will help keep your pecker warm in the winter....global warming you know, not to mention some people still just love to play hide 'n seek!"
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