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Monday, 21 February 2011

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"Woof-woof-woof-woof-woof-woof."

A deranged standard-sized poodle in a fit of nervous anxiety turned on it's owner and began biting everything and everybody in sight.

The dog preparing to do the runway walk managed to naw thru his leash and attacks the crowd. He was later seen taking an elevator to his room in the hotel. By the time police caught up with him, he was found hanging by the neck from the shower faucet.

"He left a suicide note on the bed;" police said.

This is a 'ruff-ruff' translation:

"Woof-woof-woof-woof-woof-woof-woof." (I never wanted to be a star.)

"Woof-woof-woof-woof-woof-woof." (All I ever wanted to do was herd sheep.)

"WOOF-WOOF-WOOF-WOOF-WOOF-WOOF!!!!!" (YOU HAVE SHAVED MY ASS FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!!)

"Woof-woof-woof-woof." (Good-bye cruel world.)

Police say they believe the dog had been drinking an alcohol laced latte' before the show.

"One of the dog owners had been drinking coffee fueled vodka and the dog got into it. There appears to be a lot of drinking going on back stage. It's more like a drinking club for dog owners. Being around all those poodles would drive anyone to drink."

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