It was horrific: LA news-watchers, waiting to hear the latest dish on the Grammy Awards, instead were witness to C-level reporter Serene Branson's brain taking a sh-t on live TV.
Via a viral video of the event, viewers can watch and rewatch the horrific event.
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"We thought she started partying with Lilo," said Branson's station manager. "She got less words right in that report than Christina Aguilera trying to sing the National Anthem."
"Then, once the laughter died down, we realized she was having a stroke."
Doctors later diagnosed Branson with a "Complex Migraine", and she claims to be feeling better.
"We have upgraded her condition from 'very critical' to 'drug-seeking behavior, and upgraded the video from 'frightening' to 'hysterical.' "
"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because," Branson responded, when asked whether she'll be back to work soon. "Uh, some . . . people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over HERE in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children."