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Friday, 18 February 2011

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"T-Rex was no match for these giant killer canines."

Scientists supporting the Ancient Alien theory have come to the conclusion that the wild poodles that once roamed the earth killing everything in their path were brought here by aliens from other planets.

"It's the only explanation that makes sense. These animals are so strange they can only be from outer space. We also have evidence that these alien beasts were responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs."

They further stated that the remains of fossilized killer poodles revealed undigested dinosaur bones.

"T-Rex was no match for these giant killer canines. These dogs may have been brought here to protect the aliens from the dinosaurs. It's very possible that the giant Sphinx of Egypt was made to honor these fearless protectors. Think of the Sphinx as a poodle in a funny hat."

When asked why the aliens did not take the dogs with them when they left, the scientists replied…

"Knowing the nature of the beast in question, the poodles probably refused to get on the ship. Imagine one of those snippy little shit-bag dogs the size of transit bus. It was kill or be killed. The aliens probably took off and left the little bastards or maybe they went into hiding, thinking they were on the way to the vet."

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