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Topics: Rap, Snoop Dogg, Crib

Thursday, 17 February 2011

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Snoop Dogg uses only AAA-inspected ladders in his crib

The Federal Home Safety and Insurance Association has just released its quarterly report regarding safety in and about the home and have reported a sharp incline in crib deaths in the last quarter of 2010.

Crib deaths are the major cause of injuries, the report states and the problem doesn't seem to be easing as we head into the first quarter of 2011.

Several rappers were questioned about the death situation in and around cribs and Snoop Dogg had this to say, "My crib is safe, man, you know likes I has all them security devices and such in an' about my crib, so I don't know what they be talkin' about, less it's the drive bys. Now that shit can be dangerous as hell."

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